Showing posts with label Jack_Palance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jack_Palance. Show all posts

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Cops and Robbersons


Chevy Chase is going through a rough spell. His short-lived talk show played like a nationally televised nervous breakdown. In his new comedy, Cops and Robbersons, Chase performs as if he were a shell-shocked vet skirting a catatonic state. The film isn’t very good, but Chase is even worse. His snotty energy appears to be gone, and even his pratfalls are limp and lifeless.

Not that he has much to work with in Cops and Robbersons. He plays a suburban drudge whose only interest in life is TV cop shows. He has less than a vague understanding of his own family, but he knows every episode of Police Woman by heart. No wonder he can’t wait to cooperate when the cops ask to use his house for a stakeout.

Chase’s new neighbor (Robert Davi) is a big-time counterfeiter and money-launderer whose work is in hot demand, despite his nasty habit of blowing up his clients. Jack Palance plays a surly copper out of the Stone Age whose orders are to catch the hood that Davi works for. So he and his partner hang around the house annoying everyone while hoping that Richard Dreyfuss and Emilio Estevez don’t sue for theft of plot device.

Strangely enough, Palance – who successfully furthers his new career as the tongue-in-check macho man of the senior citizen set – is one of the few funny things in the movie. He snarls most of the best lines and becomes a male role model for Chase’s kids.

The only cast member capable of holding her own opposite Palance is Dianne Wiest as Chase’s wife. In fact, she and Palance make for a better pairing than either of them do with Chase – and they’re not even supposed to like each other. Sadly, they’re the only things that make it possible to watch this movie at all.

Thursday, October 2, 2008

City Slickers 2


They say that you can't go home again. They should also point out that you're not allowed to have two mid-life crises in a row. That's one of the problems faced by City Slickers II as it shamelessly attempts to exploit the original film's tale about three guys who are still looking for a male role model. The sequel contains some good one-liners, but unfortunately, the movie's all gags. It hasn't a clue about what made the first movie a hit — warmth and heart.

Mitch Robbins (Billy Crystal) is having another birthday, but this time, unlike in the first fi1m, he's content with his life. Which is good for him, but bad for us — a happy Mitch is a boring Mitch. His pal Phil (Daniel Stern) is still getting divorced and, despite the previous film's ending, is still a complete basket case. He's also dumber than he was before. (Who knows? Maybe Stern's just stressed out.)

Even though he's dead, Curry (Jack Palance) makes a comeback by way of his hat and his twin brother, Duke. The hat contains a treasure map leading to a cache of stolen gold that's hidden somewhere in the desert outside of Las Vegas, and Duke's hankering to find it, Palance should just be satisfied with the gold on the Oscar he won for playing Curry in the first movie, because he won't be getting one for his portrayal of Duke in this sucker.

Joining the boys for the gold hunt is Mitch's ne'r-do-well brother, Glen (Jon Lovitz). Glen is even stupider than Phil, and the whole pack is dumber than your average eggplant. Which is the major problem with City Slickers II — it has neither a brain nor a heart. These guys are so dense that you real­ly don't care what happens to them.